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Literary Greatness

On occasion, I’ll pluck a feather from one of the many obese birds in my orbit. I’ll then dip the quill into a rare ink whose carcinogenic fumes incentivize quick writing. I’ve linked to the outputs:

Snapshot of Suburban Life

Mayonnaise

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